neutralbacteria:

nautilusopus:

dabuttershutter:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

wh

who’s this..?

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

imransuleiman:

queenstylinsxn:

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

the-wasp:

Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) dir. Drew Goddard

urbisie:

everystarstorm:

thelichboi:

kittykat8311:

raccoonnation:

fattyatomicmutant:

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.

Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.

“Babe, dinner’s ready”

polyglotplatypus:

the body positivity icon we all deserve

juxtapoesition:

atlas-prime:

thequantumqueer:

joasakura:

constellations-and-energy:

systlin:

nudityandnerdery:

shareyourpie:

naked-yogi:

dumdolly:

dumdolly:

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

lowgroundanakin:

hotdogsngiggles:

scottyottyotty:

jujutherubberduckie:

leradny:

nuggles:

favorite trope: the very important hand touch in period dramas

*begrudgingly reblogs while grumbling* this is exactly my aesthetic

That last one is FRISKY. I literally leaned back a little. BOTH HANDS? And that gentle glide over the top before the clasp? -fans self-

How dare you put this kinky hand holding on my dash? That little grope at the end was TOO MUCH

i seriously fainted at that last one. where are your gloves people! is this pornhub?

HAND PORN

sarnnii:

kirby has another message for you!